waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
Every. Fucking. Day.
hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
I almost never reblog but I had to for this.
my heart says yes but my mom says no
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
well, fuck you
this is painful to look at he looks so worn out compared to when he first met dean ugh
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
Thanks for letting me know
you’re welcome :}
The best thing about Star Wars is its insistence on using Powerpoint presentation slide transitions to change scenes