Dean's Loving Angels Instead

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

samspurpletoothbrush:

  #i bet their hearts beat simultaneously as well
xtoxictears:

Every. Fucking. Day.

xtoxictears:

Every. Fucking. Day.

kirk-out:

hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it 

gnarizardd:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

awkward-alex-apocalypse:

xxmondaymorningxx:

well, fuck you

this is painful to look at he looks so worn out compared to when he first met dean ugh

awkward-alex-apocalypse:

xxmondaymorningxx:

well, fuck you

this is painful to look at he looks so worn out compared to when he first met dean ugh

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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davidbyrne:

daftuspunkus:

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Well

Thanks for letting me know

you’re welcome :}

EYEBROWS

soloontherocks:

The best thing about Star Wars is its insistence on using Powerpoint presentation slide transitions to change scenes

PINWHEEL

WIPE

REVERSE WIPE

VERTICAL BLINDS